What do you think of this intro about me: am i showing off too much?? It's all true, no lies!!?

Okay, let's see... Well, my name is mike and I consider myself well accomplished for my short years on this earth. I'm currently single, and been that way for too damn long! sucks being lonely, I mean... I just don't understand??? I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but c'mon... I’m definitely not a face either... Ha Ha over all I'm a hard-working guy, who is fun and outgoing! I think I have a great personality and sense of humor. I bought my first house three years ago, definitely something I am proud of! I workout regularly... enjoy giving to others, and have good credit! ha-ha and a fairly good income too. Not to brag ladies, but COME ON!!!!! Oh, and momma always says that "I am a giving person and that I have a huge heart too!" ha-ha I don't know??? I guess it's just that I'm too much of a nice guy, and at times it seems that women now a days tend to go for the slick-bad boys only! Oh well, whatcha gonna do... My day shall come though!! I'm stoked and really looking forward to next year, I truly believe '09 is my year. I have huge business goals, which I plan to execute... and if everything goes as planned, my business should be up and running by next year!!!! Oh, and one last thing, did I mention I can cook and bake pretty damn good, too!! Ha-haaa I can do it all! momma and papa definitely didn't raise no fools... well, except for my bro maybe! j/k just messing' with you lil bro, your alright... big bro luvs you! I'm 22 yrs old